sometimes i think i do well on a test but then i get it back and see that i got 2/50
So, this started out as a dedication to my love to youtube but now it's just about Dan and Phil. I know, my theme and ENTIRE page must be eternally boring to you, but deal with it or just leave. My social life is a train wreck, and I spend all my time on the internet so have fun mocking me while I hang my head in shame.
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my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”
THATS SO CUTE SEND HELP